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Private Eyes
by
Hall and Oates
Well little dingle berries, according to them and
some piece of paper they are simply trying to protect us from the
people that don't like our type of freedom. Does that make sense to
you now?
Besides if Wanda ever came
and sat down and did her business while you were hiding in the commode I might not have
to put up with you "Scrubbing Bubbles" anymore.
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I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw
in the web ads. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting. Oh, an I kin makes sum cartunes.
I think I am good on email n the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary and lern that
code you use. I think it has somthin to do with cofee but, it musent
be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I
Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we
can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore
yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is
a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
Dear Peggy, we have spell check so
can you pick up your paycheck tonight or
better yet I'll bring it to you.
Your
humble Chief,
Bill
(8o
Dirty poem contest
A guy and a girl are having sex when they both
say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too.
It was freakin' freezing in the house so they both
have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.
After a while they decide to have a contest.
Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in
bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says,
"Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee
in yours but you can't pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two
times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but
you'll never know the depth of mine."
Eel in his pants
One day, little Johnny asked his mom what sex was.
"Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind
the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.
The following morning, Johnny's mom asked what
happened.
Little Johnny explained "well at first, they were
just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started
kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was
feeling hot.
So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt
to find her heart, just like the doctor would.
Except he's not so smart because both of them got
sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold because he put
it under her skirt.
About this time sis got worse and began to moan
and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. then I
finally found out what was making them sick - a big eel had gotten
inside her boyfriend's pants somehow.
It just jumped out of his pants and stood there,
about 10 inches long! anyways he grabbed it in one hand to keep it
from getting away.
When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and
stuff like that.
She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen,
I should tell her about the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and
tried to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get
a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of
the eel.
The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started
moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.
After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed
the eel!
I knew because it just hung there and also because
some of its insides were dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the
battle, but they went back to the bed anyway!
He started hugging and kissing her again! by
golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or
something like that. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it
by sitting on it.
After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin
off and flush it down the toilet!"
Little Johnny's mom fainted
Hammer homicide
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out,
"You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating
your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,
"You bastard!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of
the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at
this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with
contempt. Is that understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and
says, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next
door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he
said he didn't have one."
Our Corn Consultant
took a little vacation to Afghanistan to visit some local warlords
the last couple of weeks. He figured since they are back in full
swing with their crops he might get some ideas on how to grow a
primo crop of corn that would get more on the market.
So far I am not
impressed but, we will have to wait until peak growing season to see
how his poppies....err corn flowers.
Was the right man named Pope?
As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the
Cardinal's first choice. That was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans
Grapje.
Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The
Hague and, as a young man he was a seminarian who aspired to become
a priest; but instead joined the RAF during WWII and spent two years
as a Spitfire pilot until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he
lost his left arm.
Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a
chaplain in a POW camp giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied
and enemy.
After the war, he became a priest, serving as a
missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his
handicap) to villages across the continent.
In 1997, Archbishop Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe
when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop
Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those
too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was
buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the
loss of his right eye.
The high silver content in the mine's air gave him
purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin
blotches.
Although the now Cardinal Grapje devoted his life
to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church
leaders felt that he should never ascend to the Papacy.
They felt that the Church would never accept
A
one-eyed, one-armed, flying, purple Papal leader.
Holy Shit, this kind of joke is enough to turn those
purple blotches into
Gangrene.
Cowboy Joe
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on
the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck
in the corral," Joe began.
"You mean the PARKING LOT," interrupted Charlie, a
more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe
continued.
"The SIDEWALK to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe
went on.
"That would be the USHER," Charlie explained.
"Well, this USHER led me down the chute," Joe
said.
"You mean the AISLE," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit
there," Joe continued.
"PEW," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Joe.
"That's exactly what that pretty lady said when
I sat down beside her."
"PEW" is definitely the operative word
here LOL.
What do you little pukes think of this crop?
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and
hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the
menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll
smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the
dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind
man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his
nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and
mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards
the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her
what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the
owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get
you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to
the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says,
"That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with
broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the
blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the
next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the
owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife,
"Mary, rub this fork between your legs before I
take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As
the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you
and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a
deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
Do You Know Where Your Nuts Are Today?
This week's
psychology lesson:
Lunacy: Irresponsible or senseless
conduct. Like baiting a mouse trap with your private parts. That
could be considered both irresponsible and senseless. Painful as
well, if it goes off. Unless of course you are into self inflicted
pain but, that is a whole other lesson.
Lunatic: Someone who is wildly foolish
or irrational. Perhaps someone who bathes with bleach and scrubs himself
with a wire brush until his skin disintegrates and yet still feels like
he just got done mud wrestling or slopping the hogs in the nude.
MORE EBAY NUT CASES
WALCOTT, Iowa (AP) - An 8-inch french fry found by
a bartender has sold for nearly $200 on eBay. Mindy Marland said she
was working at the Checkered Flag Bar & Grill, across from the Iowa
80 Truck stop, when she spotted the unusually long french fry.
"A waitress was walking by and I saw it sitting
right on top of a plate she was getting ready to serve - I was
intrigued by it and took it off the plate," said Marland, 29, of
Walcott.
Marland said she decided to sell it on eBay. Bids
started at $1. By the time bidding ended, it had sold for $197.50.
She said she was surprised at how much it sold
for. She also said she was surprised about the size of the french
fry, explaining how it had to travel from where it was made to the
restaurant's freezer and finally into the fryer.
"I can't believe it didn't break," said Marland, a
mother of two.
She said she plans to use the money for a little
fun.
"I'm using it to take the kids to Great America in
Chicago this summer," she said.
She also said she has contacted the Guinness Book
of Records after reading the record for the longest french fry is 6
3/4 inches.
Foolish...Why doesn't she parlay the
money to buy bags of Wendy's burgers? Maybe she will finally be the one
to find where the beef is. That should fetch several thousand at least.
To think we could finally find the answer to Clara Peller's question
that held this country in the dark for many years and this selfish
person is going to pass it up.
What is this world coming to when someone
grabs the quick buck and lets history and science languish?
There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is
here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even
more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
This Weeks Planter's Award
I think the emptiness behind her eyes is the largest
thing on stage LOL.
Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in New
Zealand while on vacation, and Sven couldn't seem to make it with
any of the girls, so he asked the lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious, "says the lifeguard, "you're
wearing them old baggy Indian style swimming trunks that make ya
look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is
to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and
drop a fist sized potato downinside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...
you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following day, Sven hits the beach with his
spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on
the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So Ole went back to the Lifeguard again and asked
him, "Vat's wrong now?" Sven still isn't picking up babes.
The Lifeguard says,
"Mate, the potato goes in
front!"
(8o
Good Ole Religion
"Posing naked can often be
fun,"
Said the priest, with a
wink, to the nun.
She replied: "But I'm
chaste,"
He said: "Oh what a waste -
I've seen worse on page
three of The Sun."
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about
her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why
God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.
"Yes, Sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their
moms and dads too?"
"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief.
"Then
you're telling me there's been no fuckin' in this family for over
200 years?
No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
The Dean of Women at BYU was lecturing her
students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times
for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself
just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of
shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and
said,
"Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning,
walking around his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed with
the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of cigarettes.
One of the old villagers came up to him and said.
"Good morning, Vicar, how be you and the wife?"
The Vicar said, "Good morning my man, I am fine,
the wife is fine also. I left her in bed smoking."
The villager said,
"Arr, Vicar, that's the way to
fuck 'em!"
Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two
guys jump out and start raping them. The first nun looks to heaven
and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they are
doing."
The second nun looks up and says,
"This one does!"
This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a
small town inTexas. He sits at the counter and notices an older
cowbow with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After about 15 minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to
eat that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead".
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides
the bowlover to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He
gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the
chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili
into the bowl.
The older cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too".
A man comes home from an exhausting day at the
factory, falls onto the couch in front of the television, and tells
his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer
before it starts!"
She looks across, but reluctantly fetches another
beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few
minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start
any minute!"
By this point his wife is furious. She yells at
him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Sit there and Drink
beer in front of that bloody TV! You're nothing but a good for
nothing, lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..." (she
continues)
The man sighs and says, Ok no more beers it's
started.
Well Kiss My Squeegee
According to a radio report, a middle school in
Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That
was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press
their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had
to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them
there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the
mirrors every night. To demonstrate how! difficult it was to clean
the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He
took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then
cleaned the mirror.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
mirrors.
(8o
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An Australian farmer called
Blue
Had a
twenty inch didgeridoo.
They say that he slept
With the sheep that he kept
And he didgeridid them all
too.
And Sheila who wanted some
fun
With a didgeridoo in the sun
Just visited Blue
For a minute or two
Or until they were
didgeridone
Blondes, Ya Gotta Luv em
.
A street-wise stunningly beautiful blonde walked
into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated
in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I
heard a story where a girl borrowed some money and she was unable to
pay it back. The manager of the bank made her sleep with him for
$100 a nite until the loan was paid off. Could that happen?"
The bank manager smiled, "Well, I've never heard
of such an occurrence, it's not likely..." then he looked her over
again, "but... I guess it's not impossible."
"Good!" smirked the blonde,
"I'd like to borrow $286,000."
(8o
Q. How do you teach a
blonde math?
A. Subtract her
clothes, divide her legs and square root her.
Q. What do you call a
blonde with pigtails?
A. Blowjob with
handlebars.
Q. How do you tell when a
blonde reaches orgasm?
A. The
batteries have run out.
Q. Why does NASA hire
peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing
research on black holes.
Q. How do you get a
blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's
pregnant.
Q. What will she ask
you?
A. "Is it mine?"
Blow on This....
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and
pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking
blonde girl behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her
breath. He said,
"I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to
determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to
the police car.
After a couple of minutes, he returned to
her car and said,
"It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."
She replied, "You mean it shows
that, too?"
A man walks into a public men's room. His arms are
held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers
spread apart. He approaches another man and asks, "Excuse me, but
could you please unzip my fly?"
The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry
for the stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how
humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something like
this, so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.
Next, the man asks him to hold his penis while he
pees. The second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is
asked. Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to
put his penis back in his pants.
"Oh, I can take care of that." The first man says,
blowing on his fingers.
"I think my nails are dry now."
Just When You Thought You Were
Safe
ROCK HILL, S.C.
Police are looking for a hot dog that's REALLY hot
_ as in stolen. A sign featuring a giant wiener has gone missing
from the Ebenezer Grill. But investigators believe the suspects
should be easy to spot.
"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," Rock Hill
police Lt. Jerry Waldrop said.
The smiling hot dog has welcomed customers for the
past 18 months, after owner Loyd Ardrey bought it to replace the
aging dog that sat atop the roof for years.
When Ardrey arrived around 6 a.m. Wednesday, the
30-pound aluminum sign was gone.
"I figured, well, maybe it blew off because we had
some storms last night. We looked around, and it wasn't in any yards
next door or across the street or anything," Ardrey said.
If he has to, Ardrey said he will buy another
sign. He's thinking about offering a reward, but isn't sure if he
should give out money or hot dogs.
"I just want my weenie back,"
Ardrey said.
Mesa, Arizona
The Mesa Police Department in Arizona is looking
to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it’s
looking to a monkey.
Upgrade SP5 no doubt.
“Everybody laughs about it until they really start
thinking about it,” said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and
operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. “It
would change the way we do business.”
Truelove is spearheading the department’s request
to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second
smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about
$100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT
operations.
Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to
be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily
tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning
lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair.
Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a
monkey for special-ops intelligence
Hmmm, don't let the
Feds at Homeland Security get a hold of this information LOL.
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a
suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with
wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the
suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
working, the suspect confessed.
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign
There once was a man from
Calcutta
Who peeped through a hole in
the shutter
But all he could see
Was the prostitutes knees
and the ass of the man who
was up her.
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing
the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of
thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he
has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand,
and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and
out pops a genie.
Not another friggin Genie joke
shhhhheeeeesh.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an
IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her
pocket. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie.. "You know how I
work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm
not going to trust an IRS genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and
decides that the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of
food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful
oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and
platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my
wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure
chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.
Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy
says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want
and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you
anything, there's going to be a string attached.
This one almost made the corn
section.
I Know Nice Art When I See It
Hey, don't look now but your shoelace is untied.
(8o
Yea, diet mountain water beers. Less filling but tastes great.
I know, I know, wrong beer.
After the North American Beer Festival, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senior, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona.
"The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf
and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says,
"I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The
King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says,
"I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says,
"Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives
him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him
and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if
you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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Miami.
Sorry had to get that in LOL. Miami played good all
season and just fell short. I give them a lot of credit but, the
Pistons did what champs are supposed to do with their backs against
the wall. Hope to see Miami again next year because it was a great
series to watch.
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Two of the Tribe members
(AJ and LyleToad) have another
great comedy site.
SELECTIONS OF MATERIAL DEPICTING
THE BEST of the WORST of INTERNET STUFF
NOTHING ORIGINAL ~ EVERYONE'S TO BLAME
ALWAYS FREE and NOTHING BUT FUN from
BEGINNING to END
IF YOU WANT TO SHOP, GO TO A MALL,
IF YOU WANT SERIOUS READING,
GO TO THE LIBRARY.
= = = MOSTLY ADULT MATERIAL = = =
JUST JOKES AND CARTOONS
IF EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT SUBSCRIBE
I was checking out at the local
Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things
on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that
they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so
they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items,
she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so
she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you
know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't
think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the
things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
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Do infants have as much fun in
infancy as adults do in adultery?
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for
a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer
all day.
For
those of you that knew Carol Keck that ran The LINKS I have provided
two links here as a remembrance to a lady that meant a lot to many
people, including me.
