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Devil
Inside
by
INXS
Please support the artist
Hey, where did you little moth
balls pick up the phony halos?
Let me guess....Washington D.C.
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The Chief, BSA, Scientific Editor and roving reporter Ambmarie.
For the true and discriminating aficionado, a
glass of the finest beer should only be partaken if it is the
correct temperature. The subtle nuance of the melded grains, the
fragile and fleeting taste of the brewers art can only be truly
appreciated if that golden elixir is properly chilled.
To this end, advanced studies candidates in the
Graduate Engineering Department of University of Michigan have
developed an easily used fully portable Beer Temperature Tester
which easily indicates whether the beverage is acceptably chilled or
not.
To test the beer, simply insert the reusable tester into
the glass.
After the tester has been immersed for a period of no
less than fifteen seconds, remove both probes and observe the
indication.
The beer on the left is the correct
temperature.
Today's Business News reports that a well known
Web Site entrepreneur at billthechief.com has obtained the marketing
rights for this extremely useful break through in the scientific
industry.
(8o
A little Indian boy asked his father, the big
chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names,
while the white men have shorter names, like Bill, Tex or Sam?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names
represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem from our culture, not like the
white men, who live all together and repeat their names from
generation to generation. And so, it is part of our makeup that in
spite of everything, we survive. For example, your sister's name is
Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was
born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake."
The old chief continued....."Then there's your
brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a
day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the
world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live
and the life force of our people."
"It's very simple and easy to understand.
Do you have any other
questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"
President Bush today vowed to fight
the nasty avian flu bug that is said to be racing towards the United
States. His plan would be to call in the military and declare martial law
to keep the deadly virus from spreading. In the meantime he has allocated 40 billion
dollars to build new schools for chickens to teach them how to cover
their beaks when they sneeze.
Fly the Friendly Skies
There were still a few minutes left before the
flight. Sam was thanking George for being such a good host.
"My room was great. The food was terrific. You
didn't bug me. And, more than anything else, thanks for letting me
sleep with your wife. She was the best I
ever had!"
Boarding was announced. George waved goodbye and
left. A stranger walked over to Sam and said,
"Pardon me, but did I hear you just thank that man
for letting you sleep with his wife? And that she was the best you
ever had?"
Sam said,
"Actually she was a real putz
in bed, but that George is just such a nice guy."
Loyalty in Marriage
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of
a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every
single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat
by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
"You know what? You have been with me all through
the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When
my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my
side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health
started failing, you were still by my side... ......You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her
heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get
the hell away from me."
Our Corn Consultant being the
enterprising person he is decided to change his crop over to pumpkins
for Halloween. Only problem is he mixed the seed with his normal crop
and came up with some really good "smashing pumpkin" seeds. They're even
great unsalted. I think I'll keep the pumpkin and have fun at
Thanksgiving with some yummy
Acapulco Pumpkin Pie.
Shit I can hardly pronounce it
straight. Had my lips flapping LOL.
Our Corn Consultant
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the
folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've
been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is
'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's
all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did
you two ever have mutual orgasm?" Mabel thought for a long while.
Finally, she shook her head and said,
"No, I think we had State Farm."
PIGS
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The
straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw
pig's house and said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and
blow your house down." And he did!!!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick
pig's house and said,
"Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my
house."
So the stick pig let the straw pin in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna
huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running
over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the
big bad wolf just blew our houses down!"
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf
showed up. The wolf said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house
down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick
pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls
up.
Out step two massive pigs in pin-striped suits and
fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck
and beat the living shit out of him. Then one of them pulled out a
gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf. Then they
got back into their Caddy and drove off.
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed!!!!!
"Who the heck were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins the Guinea pigs.
If my corn consultant keeps
sending up this kind of crap he is going to ruin my reputation. Now
I have to worry about the mob too?
This Year's Halloween Costume Award
goes to:
Gramma's Dating Advice:
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother
said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is
going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let
him do that"...
"He is going to try and feel your breasts, you are
going to like that, but don't let him do that".
"But most important, he is going to try and get on
top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but
don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on
her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like
she had predicted.
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family.
When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced
his family..."
Granny fainted........
Do You Know Where Your Nuts Are Today?
Or in this case, do you know where
your dog's nuts are today?
By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN
BOSTON (AP) - Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and
maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention -
prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an
unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order
business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a
dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for
medicine.
"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot
when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were
alive to see it."
The Ig Nobels, given at Harvard University by
Annals of Improbable Research magazine, celebrate the humorous,
creative and odd side of science.
Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles,
more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants
come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness.
The product's Web site says Neuticles allow a pet
"to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."
Since we are talking nuts
here......
"Neuticles are just plain neat!"
Rush Limbaugh
This Week's
Psychology Lesson:
Schizoid: One
who is abnormally shy or withdrawn. The quiet type of person that
pretty much keeps to himself and the neighbors never really get to
know anything about. That is, until they see his picture in the
newspaper and the accompanying article about the local authorities
digging up his back yard to recover the bodies of his many victims.
Schizophrenia:
Any group of Psychotic disorders characterized by delusions and
withdrawal. Note: Although a schizophrenic is often characterized as
being a person who possesses multiple personalities, there is
absolutely no truth to this. In fact, there are very few actual
documented cases of multiple personality disorders and the linking
of the two disorders is done most commonly out of ignorance and a
general lack of knowledge regarding either of the two subjects.
However, if you would like to observe multiple personalities in
action, follow a political candidate around during a campaign.
Observe the many different personalities they present as they try to
cater and pander to every conceivable group or individual. Although
schizophrenics are much more likely to hurt themselves than they are
to hurt others, the bulk of the damage done by politicians basically
hurts others more, while lining their own pockets with countless
sums of unreported income.
What's dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something
you've been doing wrong.
This Weeks Planter's Award
A college freshman comes home for Christmas after
being away all semester. Her father looks her up and down and spots
an obvious pot belly, then says, "Aren't you a lot fatter than when
you went away?"
"Yes, I am Daddy," the girl admits.
"I weigh 140 pounds stripped for gym."
The father glares at her for a moment in horrified
amazement.
Finally, he shouts,
"Well, tell me this:
Just who in the hell this son of a bitch Jim?"
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he
turned over his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up,
Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take
this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked
her son to "take this to your silly Daddy."
The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked
her son to "take this to the poor dude upstairs."
The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!
(8o
Give me Some of
That Old Time Religion.
The bishop one Sunday, in the
lurch
After eating a pound of
spoiled perch
Emitted a blast
In the middle of mass
That extinguished all the
candles in church
There were two nuns.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical
(SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical
(SL). It is getting dark and they are
still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed
that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a
half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He
wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this
rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical
thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's
not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we
do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical
thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He
cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister
Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical!
Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical
thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But
what happened then?
SL: The only logical
thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started
to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical
thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What
did you do?
SL: The only logical
thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What
did the man do?
SL: The only logical
thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What
happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical,
Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
For all of you perverts that
thought this was going to be dirty say two hail Mary's.
Eve's Side of the Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came
to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is
all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell
God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as
her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced," as she
put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first
shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured
that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I
will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve
in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I
will immediately create a man from a part of you . . . Now let's see
. . . where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap
about the rib?
Trim Job
A preacher retired and moved to the country to
enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn
mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign
advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a
young lad came out to greet him.
The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the
kid said it was behind the house. The two went to look at the lawn
mower. The engine was sputtering along at idle speed. The preacher
increased the speed of the engine and mowed a few strips. Satisfied
that the mower would do the job they settled on a price of $25.00.
Later in the day, the young lad was riding his
bicycle when he spied the preacher pulling on the engine starter
rope. The kid stopped and watched for a couple of minutes. He asked,
"What's wrong?"
The reply came, "I can't get this mower started.
Do you know how?"
The kid said, "Yep."
"Well, how do you do it? Tell me!", the preacher
yelled.
The kid replied, "You have to cuss it."
The preacher rose up indignantly. "Now you listen
here. I am a preacher and if I ever did cuss, not saying I have,
I've forgotten how to do it after all these years."
With a wise look on his face well beyond his
years, the kid said,
"Preacher, you keep on
pulling that damn rope and it'll all come back to ya."
One Night Stand
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed
monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business.
Several members did not approve of her
extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their
silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused
George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old
pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told George and several others
that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George,
a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and
walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his
pickup in front of
Mildred's house............. and left it there all
night
The Nun and the Skinhead
A nun sat on train.
A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of
prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks
them up and throws them out the window.
Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord.
The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a
$50 fine for that!"
The nun replied,
"When I shout rape and the police
smell your finger you'll get 10 years."
Mistaken Identity
A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of
golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball.
His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.
Finally, he bought himself a pair and his game
improved 100%.
Back in the clubroom they were talking over a few
beers.
"You're playing better since you got your
glasses," one said.
"You're right, I look down and the ball's as big
as a basketball,
just can't miss it now," he said. After a few more
beers, he said. "Gotta go take a piss, be back in a minute."
When he came back, all the front of his trousers
were wet with piss.
"Gee, what happened to you?" his mates asked.
"Don't know," he replied, "got in there, pulled it
out and it looked too big for mine,
so I put it back!"
Do they fly by the seat of their pants? I
think so.
A helicopter was flying around above New York City
yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the
aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipment. Due to
the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or
course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew
toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the
helicopter's window. The sign said
"WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to
the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window.
Their sign said,
"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and
determined the course to steer to LGA (New York La Guardia) airport
and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked
the pilot how in did the
"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine
their position.
The pilot responded,
"I knew that had to be the Time
Warner AOL building because they gave me a technically correct but
completely useless reply.
Well folks in this day
and age one must have absolute proof before entering a court of law LOL.
A woman went to her doctor's office, afraid of the
strange development on the inside of her thighs ... a green spot on
the inside of each. They wouldn't wash off, they wouldn't scrape off
and they seemed to be getting worse.
The doctor assured her that he'd get to the bottom
of the problem, and told her not to worry until the tests came back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rang. Much to
her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begged to know what was causing
the spots?
The doctor said "You're perfectly healthy there's
no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammered, "Why, yes, but how did you
know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't
real gold."
Miss Mackie is now a feature on the
main page so you can get to her columns at any time.
When done reading just close the window to return here.
PRICELESS
I'd Like to Get In Your Shorts
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because their balls fall over their ass-hole and
they vapor lock
A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,
''If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean
she ain't my sister any more?''
A lady on a train from Washington D.C. to New York City
was frowning over a clue in her travel crossword. The gentleman sitting
opposite noticed this and volunteered to assist her.
“Well" said she, “The answer is a four lettered word
ending in "t" and the clue is "Often found on roads, and Heads of
Congress are full of it"
"Oh that will be GRIT!" said the gent.
"AH, I see," replied the lady "Could you
lend me an eraser please?"
Did you hear about the two old ladies who were on
a drunk?
They wouldn't get off him.
Q: What do
you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet etc. etc. etc.
There that should keep the lady
happy for a little bit. Now don't bug me.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position
tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea...
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart.
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass
look like the side of the house?"
He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled
up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk".
The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely
sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's
go."
Obviously relieved, the wino said "That! 's a
relief - I thought I was a cripple."
Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you
pull up to a red light. Look at the guy in the car next to you, roll
down your window really fast (like you want to talk to him), and
when the guy rolls HIS window down look at him and yell.....
"Oh, did you fart too?"
(8o
IN THE NEWS
SEATTLE - If a doctor
tells you he can cure your back pain by having sex with you, don't
believe him.
An Oregon woman has sued her doctor and his
medical clinic for $4 million after he convinced her sex would fix
her lower back problem.
The doctor, Randall Smith, lost his license and
was sent to jail for charging the state's Oregon Health Plan $5,000
for his "treatments" with the woman. "Dr. Smith's medical treatment
included intercourse in which he told plaintiff was needed to help
alleviate plaintiff's lower back and lower extremity pain," the
former patient said in the lawsuit.
I think she should be sued too
for impersonating intelligent life form.
Be sure to visit great comedy sites at the end and
on the home page to give the Campfire a
boost. You know it's kinda like apes do. I pick your fleas and you pick
mine.
Seven wise men made up their
minds, to build them a pussy of their own design.
The first was a carpenter ,
full of wit, with a hammer and chisel, he made the split.
The second a blacksmith, black
as coal with anvil and sledge, he made the hole.
The third a tailor, long and
slim' with a piece of red ribbon, he lined it with in.
The fourth a furrier, big and
stout' with the skin of a bear ,he lined it with out.
The fifth a fisherman, old and
bent, with a rotten herring, he gave it the scent.
The sixth a doctor , with an MD
degree, he patted it and felt it and said it would pee.
The seventh, a rabbi, a mean
little runt' he fucked it and blessed it and called it a CUNT!!!.
.
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices
there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest
prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motor home
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motor home!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE
reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
(8o
What do you call an all-blond skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Blondes sometimes drive hard
bargains.
While visiting a local health spa a
blonde was overheard trying to get a salesperson to throw in an
extra six months on a lifetime membership.
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash
three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put
the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave her cat a
bath?
She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her
tongue.
A guy moves into an apartment complex. He's putting his name on his mailbox when he hears a door open in the hall. He glances towards the door and sees a gorgeous woman dressed only in a bathrobe come out.
He tries not to look at her as she gets her mail, but she engages him in conversation. As they talk she turns to look down the hall and her robe opens slightly and he notices she is
butt ass naked.
They talk a little more, and she says, "Shhh, I think I hear somebody coming. Could we continue this conversation in my apartment?"
He agrees to this.
As they talk in her apartment, she moves and her robe falls to the floor and he gets a good eyeful
of her luscious body. She then says,
"Now that you've had a good look, what do you think is the best part of my body?"
He says, "Your ears."
She replies, "My ears? Look at these breasts,
look at this ass, look at my pussy. How can you say my ears?!"
He replied,
"Remember in the hall when you said you heard somebody coming?
"Yessss.......?"
"That was me."
The Difference Between
"Guts" and "Balls"!
Guts - is
arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and having the
guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"
Balls - is
coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume, beer 'n' pussy on your breath, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say,
"You're next."
Just When You Thought You Were
Safe
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley
Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one
hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing
over the contents of her cash drawer.
When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said,
"That's enough" and walked out the door.
At least he wasn't greedy.
Practicing Safe Sex
or Is it NO SEX?
David Copperfield to 'magic' girl
pregnant
David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a
girl on stage - without even touching her.
Speaking to German magazine Galore, the
illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different
kinds of magic tricks.
He said: "Bull shtt! There is a great deal of new
territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl
pregnant on stage."
He added: "Naturally it will be without sex.
Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."
The magician is currently on tour in Germany with
his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.
David Come on. You are a great
magician but, how are you going to pull off the part about "everyone
will be happy about it" without some good ole belly rubbing?
I heard on the radio about a man who
had a very small amount of marijuana in his suitcase when he was coming
through customs. For some reason, he knew that the customs officials
were going to search his bag. So he grabbed someone else's bag off the
carousel and went through customs. When the officials opened up the
suitcase, they found several pounds of cocaine in it.
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign
A masturbating gourmand from
Hanoi
With a tool that resembled
Bok Choi
What came in his hand
Looked like Moo Goo Gai Pan
So he garnished it with duck
sauce and soy
Hey Larry, after we finish this bottle
of Jack what ya thay we go out and pick us up a couple broads.....hic.
Nah Jack, hic....I goth more den I can
handle at home.
Hey Larry, what you thay after we
finish this bottle of Jack we go to your house.
I Know Nice Art When I See It
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Baltimore Orioles first baseman Rafael Palmiero
has been suspended for ten games after testing positive for
steroids.
In his defense, he said he did not take the
steroids knowingly.
And today, Ricky Williams said he had no idea he
accidentally smoked pot every day for a year.
As you know, Palmiero is also the spokesman for
Viagra. So he's using steroids and Viagra.
Isn't that the sexual
equivalent of corking your bat?
Jay Leno
gee SPOT
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Use the button for the gee Spot.
Sorry this has been discontinued.
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