Just got this in from a
reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile
Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee
cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to
affect those of us who were born before 1960!
Symptoms of the Senile
Virus:
1. Causes you to send the
same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank
e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail
to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail
back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to
attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND"
before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent
this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did
you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember
being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to
forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run
into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but
refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with
nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have
turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my
head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't
remember being absent minded...
5. Funny, I don't
remember being absent minded...
6. All reports are in;
life is now officially unfair.
7. If all is not lost,
where is it?
8. It is easier to get
older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't
remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the
dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped
here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat
cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back
seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember
being absent minded...
15 It's hard to make a come
back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world
beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to
touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding
all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember
being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet
expenses... they're everywhere.
21. The only difference
between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a
lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go somewhere to get
something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER
IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember
being . . . . . absent minded...
Now, I think you're supposed
to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send
it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are.
Then something is supposed to happen..I think. Maybe you get
your memory back or something! I think...
More research on the
gag complex can be found at billthechief.com
