Why Women Live Longer than Men

According the Harvard Studies

Studying people who live 100 years and more leads Harvard researchers to conclude that menopause is a major determinant of the life spans of both women and men.

Women's life span depends on the balance of two forces, according to Thomas Perls, a geriatrician at Harvard Medical School. One is the evolutionary drive to pass on her genes, the other is the need to stay healthy enough to rear as many children as possible. "Menopause draws the line between the two," Perls says. It protects older women from the risks of bearing children late in life, and lets them live long enough to take care of their children and grandchildren.

 

I thank my renown colleague for his thoughts but, this is bull shit folks. I did some research and found REAL proof to support my theory.

 

 

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Nuff Said

We now have this all straightened out why women live longer than men without spending another red cent on worthless studies.

Now where the hell is my friggin PHD?

 

I would like to thank Cap for helping me with this worthless and extensive research.

Sorry Cap no pay for this 'cause I'm cheap.

 

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