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| This position, commonly called the Missionary style, Beard splitting or your run of the mill Coitus has the couple laying down and facing each other. The woman lays on her back, the man assumes the superior position from above. One of the most beautiful positions, it allows the couple the most intimate embrace while looking at each other, unless of course your partner is a double bagger. (One for their head, one for yours, in case theirs falls off.) | ||
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| This position, commonly called he Gay Way, Ram the damn, Albino cave dwelling or Bosco Boulevard has the couple laying down: One of the partners, or the recipient of "Aaron's rod" lays face down. The dominate one then mounts his partner from behind. Is that leather Cheerios you smell or the rump roast burning in the oven? | ||
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This position, commonly called Muff Diving, 69,
Visiting the fish market, or your run of the mill Cunnilingus is
performed by two females: Both women bury their faces in the other's crotch and
lick each other cross eyed. This brings us to the next shocking situation.
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Threesome |
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| A situation commonly called a Menage a trois and every man's secret dream. This situation calls for some real steady current on the male's part, and can be very electrifying, if you know what I mean. If the male has a "short circuit", he should save his electrons, and not even get plugged in here. | ||
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Group Sex |
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| Commonly called Circle Jerk, Team pushups, gang bang or good old home grown orgy. In this situation you don't know which theory to follow. Either it's electron flow or current flow, but either way, you spend hours untangling the spaghetti. | ||
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