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The true value and
importance of Halloween comes not from parading in
costumes in front of close friends and family, but from
this interchange with strangers, exorcising our fears of
strangers, reaffirming our social bond with the people
of the neighborhood who we rarely, if ever, see the rest
of the year. So when you hear all those warnings about
pins and poison, use caution and common sense.
But don't just abandon a
tradition that you yourself loved as a child, that your
own children look forward to months in advance, and that
helps preserve our sense of fellowship and community
with our neighbors in the midst of all this madness.
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
Don't Forget
Lady Linx's 22 Rules to follow for a Safe & Happy
Halloween
(do not try this at home)
1.
When it appears that you have killed the monster, never
check to see if it's dead.
2.
NEVER read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as
a joke.
3.
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has
gone out.
4.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other
language which they should not know, kill them
immediately. It will save you a lot of trouble in the
long run.
However, it will probably take several rounds to kill
them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who
speak with somebody else's voice.
5.
When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and
go it alone.
6.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open the
portals to Hell.
7.
Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt.
This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8.
If you're searching for something which caused a loud
noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL
OUT!
9.If appliances
start operating by themselves, do not check for short
circuits; just get out!
10.Do not take
ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a
town which looks deserted, there's probably a good
reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12.Don't fool with
recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know
what you're doing.
13.If you're
running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you
are running and the monster is merely shambling along,
it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
14.
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit
uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination
for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness,
multilevel marketing, and so on, kill them immediately.
15.
Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of
which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street,
Transylvania, Nilbog
(you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the
Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a
lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking
house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange
because you thought you had ¾ of a tank, shoot yourself
instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely
while being eaten alive.
17.
If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery,
now is the time to move in with the in laws. This
applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went
mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants
who performed satanic practices in your house.
18.
If you enter a house and a disembodied voice tells you
to "GET
OUT," Listen to the helpful voice and leave.
19.
Creepy old houses, campsites, or castles are never good
places for a party.
20.
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Beware of strangers bearing strange tools,
(i.e., chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric
carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches,
soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from
their deceased previous companions).
21.
If anyone offers you $1,000,000 if you just stay the
night in a house. Just leave and go buy a lottery
ticket. Your chances of winning the lottery are slightly
higher then your chances of living through the night.
22.
Away wear Garlic to bed and have a wooden stake handily.
Also have the cross under you pillow. Steel neck collar
would be idea.
You follow
my rules and you'll be okay.
Holiday Word Templates
If you're in a bind
with getting all your holiday mailings out, then Word
and Microsoft's Office Online Web site can help.
You can find tons of
holiday-oriented document templates in the Holiday
section of their Template Gallery.
Save money and time
this season, whether you're celebrating Hanukkah,
Christmas, Kwanzaa, or New Year's.
You can print out
everything from holiday gift labels, family newsletters,
and CD labels for your holiday musical compilations to
festive party invitations, event flyers, and recipe
cards.
Just download a
template to your computer and open it in Word.
I will
keep you updated on all the many new virus's, trojans
and worms that are and may be circulating across the
web. It is my plan to continually expand the resources I
have and will provide for safe surfing for all,
promoting a self improving, healthy and happy successful
life .
Please stay
updated on the latest news about the worm and other new
virus's and remember please always have your virus
software running when surfing and your pop-up stoppers
on , Some links regarding certain virus's, you may have
seen before here on this page , if they are still here
means they are still alive and circulating. I will not
put a link here on my page if there are too many pop-ups
to view a page . Safe and Happy Surfing
;-)
A variation of the My Doom
virus appears to be an e-mail containing photographs.
MyDoom.s (w32.MyDoom.s@mm), also known as MyDoom.m
(Norman), MyDoom.q (Symantec), MyDoom.r (Panda), and
Ratos (Trend Micro) is a mass-mailing worm that uses its
own SMTP engine to send out copies of itself to
addresses harvested from the infected PC. It spoofs the
return address, making it difficult to trace infected
machines, and attempts to download a backdoor Trojan
horse from one of two Internet sites. MyDoom.s does not
affect Linux, Mac, or UNIX systems.
Get complete
protection , Panda Active Scan eliminates viruses from
your PC on-the-spot, but they could still re-enter. For
permanent protection, Panda Software has antivirus
solutions that adapt to your precise needs. You don't
need to install any programs, just connect to the
Internet and simply click whenever you want to clean
your computer.
This
link is a direct download (DDL) when you click on it it
will open up the exe. to the program itself. The award
winning application is capable of far more than
detecting and removing spy ware, ad ware, and other mal
ware. Truly a tool to help you gain control of your
system , along with being one of the most popular free
ones.
Hauntworld.com is the Internet's #1 portal to helping you find haunted houses in
every state in America and some places around the World. Listed below are two of
our haunt finder websites.
Find Haunted Houses is our new service that allows you to locate a haunted house
by distance from your area code and you can also search haunts by type such as a
haunted hayride, haunted house, etc. We recommend you search the newer directory
first as all listings more current.
Hauntworld.com has been on line longer than any other haunted house portal site
on the web. Our older list is still being updated however its more basic in
terms of allowing the customer to find exactly what they want by type of
attraction and distance. The older directory lists haunts state by state and has
more listings than another other haunted house directory on the internet.
An incredible online
gallery of dark art. Includes imagery of ghouls, mutants
and apocalyptic visions. Note that some of this art may
not be suitable for younger audiences.
A collection of dark
horror and weird short stories, resources for writers
and hard-to-find useful links. warning: does contain
some material suitable for adults only.
Come, bathe your mind and
senses in sublime realms of the dark. Features
horror/gothic, dark, fantastique, and sci-fi pen-and-ink
drawings and poetry from artist Avalon Butler.
A Halloween resource
especially for kids. Includes Harry Potter, coloring
pages, puzzles, worksheets, downloads, safety, recipes,
jokes and sea monster adoptions.
Move over Buffy...There's
a new kid in town! You are invited to the Halloween Ball
of the Eternal Order of the Vampires. Only vampires are
invited so be sure to come in costume; especially if you
want to leave...alive! An hour-long interactive vampire
show for ages 8 and up.
Darkness Falls Across
The Land
The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Your Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is
In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzly Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
(no pun intended) LOL
to take to that party , no one may eat them because of
the way they look , they will be impressed with the
looks of them though LOL , pictures are shown on page .
Believe it or not, you may
not know things about your body.. and this may seem like
a joke, but its NOT..... so read and learn about your
SCROTUM and how to keep it SAFE... ladies pass this one
on to your male loved ones.. and educate yourself in the
mean time.
When I lived in California it was the first time I actually participated in
Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk
down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone
was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great."
A police officer sent
this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you
have a weak stomach, then don't
look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a
suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows
him with his insides now on the outside. You will see
the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The
faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real.
